Sunday, March 30, 2014

Typical Sunday Morning

My wife and I have a bunch of kids and we love them dearly, really we do.  But there's just something extra special about a whole family trying to get ready for church on a Sunday morning that, well, gives me a special headache. 

For example, here are just a few of the questions and comments that were fired at Dear Ole' Dad (a.k.a. me) this morning between 9:00 and 9:30.

  • Can I have a banana?
  • Do you have to go to work today?
  • How many days until we go to New Jersey?
  • Will you download Monkey Soccer on my GS?
  • Are we go8ing to church?
  • Are we eating lunch at church?
  • Does this sweater match?
  • Will you get my shirt down from the hanger?  I can't reach it.
  • I can't find my shoes.
  • Did anyone feed the dogs or the birds?
  • How many toys can I take to church? 
  • Will you take me to Kmart for batteries?
  • What's for breakfast?  Can I have a banana?
  • Can I have a cookie?
  • Are you gonna finish that coffee?
  • Do I look stupid in this?
  • Can I watch a movie?
  • Will you button this?
  • Can I have a piece of cake?
  • Will you open the garage so I can get my bike out?
  • Are we going to Grandmom's today?
  • Can I watch TV?
  • What was your favorite song in "Frozen?"
  • You should direct a play.
  • Can I audition for Tri-Town Theater?
  • Do you like Clifford?
  • Is this too small on me?
  • Did anyone see my pocket knife?
  • Will someone please go down the cellar for toilet paper?
  • Can I have some Mentos?
  • Will you unbutton this?
  • Can I have a piece of tape?
  • Will you pour me some milk?
  • Can I have another banana?
  • Maggie's chewing my sock.
  • Are we having pizza?
  • Is anyone going to make more coffee?
  • Why is she having a cookie???
I just thought I'd share a typical, peaceful Sunday morning here in our house. :)