My wife and I have a bunch of kids and we love them dearly, really we do. But there's just something extra special about a whole family trying to get ready for church on a Sunday morning that, well, gives me a special headache. For example, here are just a few of the questions and comments that were fired at Dear Ole' Dad (a.k.a. me) this morning between 9:00 and 9:30.
- Can I have a banana?
- Do you have to go to work today?
- How many days until we go to New Jersey?
- Will you download Monkey Soccer on my GS?
- Are we go8ing to church?
- Are we eating lunch at church?
- Does this sweater match?
- Will you get my shirt down from the hanger? I can't reach it.
- I can't find my shoes.
- Did anyone feed the dogs or the birds?
- How many toys can I take to church?
- Will you take me to Kmart for batteries?
- What's for breakfast? Can I have a banana?
- Can I have a cookie?
- Are you gonna finish that coffee?
- Do I look stupid in this?
- Can I watch a movie?
- Will you button this?
- Can I have a piece of cake?
- Will you open the garage so I can get my bike out?
- Are we going to Grandmom's today?
- Can I watch TV?
- What was your favorite song in "Frozen?"
- You should direct a play.
- Can I audition for Tri-Town Theater?
- Do you like Clifford?
- Is this too small on me?
- Did anyone see my pocket knife?
- Will someone please go down the cellar for toilet paper?
- Can I have some Mentos?
- Will you unbutton this?
- Can I have a piece of tape?
- Will you pour me some milk?
- Can I have another banana?
- Maggie's chewing my sock.
- Are we having pizza?
- Is anyone going to make more coffee?
- Why is she having a cookie???
